It kind of freaks me out to think that I could be growing a tiny penis inside of me right now. Another thing that freaks me out: knowing there is a little person inside me at all times, accompanying me as I do all of my daily activities, such as going to the bathroom. I guess this is preparing me for when the baby does arrive. I suppose I will be lucky if I can go to the bathroom by myself for a while. I also feel guilty doing things I maybe should not do because LP is always there, like when I polished off the bowl of leftover Halloween candy (we only had 2 children come, so the bowl was pretty full). I feel compelled to explain myself.
Things I wish I knew:
-Pregnant women produce less tears, leaving you with dry eyes. Kind of ironic considering we do a TON of crying, mostly over nothing, like when I didn't get my Netflix movie when I was supposed to. I chastised the mailman for hours, blaming him for all of the bad things in the world, when I found the movie under the newspaper later that night. Then I cried again after I found it. Then I could only get through 20 min of the movie because it sucked, so I cried.
And because so many of you keep asking me for pictures...
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